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Seriously Funny Jokes

Seriously Funny Jokes

Many times people are in serious condition but it is not compulsory. They are confused between situations as like what is wrong and what is right. Seriousness is never matter in positive life because it is decrease level of happiness. Serous condition is makes tough to our life. It is not good for health because it is reason of stress. But jokes are reduce our all stresses.

Here us best seriously funny jokes collection. Serious fun is best fun in our life. You also understand your all situations. It is good time of life. Serious person is never happy in life. Fun is make positive to our environment.

Here is following jokes available for you. You easily read it and thank you for visit on my page.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the melon jump into the lake?
It wanted to be a water-melon.

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”

What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.

Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She couldn’t control her pupils.

What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match.

Why did the drum take a nap?
It was beat.

Why couldn’t the pony sing?
Because she was a little hoarse.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop.

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?
A cat-tastrophe.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school.

Why are ghosts good cheerleaders?
Because they have a lot of spirit!

Why did the school kids eat their homework?
Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

What is the tallest building in the entire world?
The library, because it has so many stories.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Because he was a little shellfish.

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