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Rabbit Funny Jokes

Rabbit Funny Jokes

rabbit is pet and wild animal. It is looking sweet and attractive. Rabbit funny jokes are based on Rabbits activities as like how to walk, how to eat and how to sleep etc. Second, it is based of habits as like eating drinking etc. It all are matter for these type jokes.

Rabbits jokes are funny because rabbit is pet. On internet and discovery you also see rabbits. It is not dangerous. It is pet and you can puts in your home easily. It is not hurting you.

Here is beautiful rabbits jokes for you. You can read and share it. For mote types jokes you can visit on another my page. Here you can share your opinions and suggestions. It is give you source of fun.

A rabbit came into a shop and asked, “Got any carrots?” The seller answered, “No!”
The next day the rabbit came again and asked, “Got any carrots?” The seller replied “No!”
Next day the rabbit came and asked, “Got any carrots?” The seller shouted, “No! And if you come again and ask for carrots, I’ll take nails and hammer you on the wall by your ears!”
Early next morning the rabbit came back and asked, ” Got any nails?” The seller answered, “No!” The rabbit asked, “Got any carrots?”

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I ll tell you when you re older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.

Q: What is a bunny’s motto?
A: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!

Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A:Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A: A hare dryer!

Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Q: What is a bunny’s motto?
Ans: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!

Q: What did the rabbit gave his girlfriend?

Ans: A 14 carrot ring!

Q: How do 🐇rabbits in New York City travel from one garden to another garden?
Ans: They ride in a taxi cabbage.

Q: Where do 🐇rabbits go after their wedding?
Ans: On their bunnymoon!

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