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Question and Answer Funny Jokes

Question and Answer Funny Jokes

Question and answer funny jokes are makes with question and answers. You also read these type jokes on social media and internet. It is really very funny. You can enjoy with it. It is different to another jokes. Fun is available everywhere. It is give fabulous environment surrounding us. Fun is good for mentally and physically health.

Here is given following question and answer funny jokes for you. You can share it with your friends and read it. It is give you amazing moment with your friends. In these jokes someone ask to another person a question and another person give reply to question. It is general question and answers.

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.

What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.

What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly.

What never asks a question but gets answered all the time?
Your cellphone.

What goes up but never ever comes down?
Your age.

A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She fell off the bottom rung.

What is the opposite of ‘Dominos’ ?
Think…
Tired?
“Domi doesn’t know”

One more!
What is the opposite of ‘Pizza Hut’ ?
Tired again?
Pizza hatna mat”
Ok, another one!

What is the opposite of ‘Gopalakrishnan’ ?
Keep thinking…
It’s ‘Come-Palakrishnan’

Stop banging your head! Last one…
What is the opposite of “Subramanium Sawmi” ?
Gave up?
Subramanium didn’t see me!

Banta came to meet Santa at his house.
He knocked at the door; and was surprised to see Santa dripping with water open the door while being stark naked..

A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Hopwell and took his portable keyboard along.
He told some jokes and sang…

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.

Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries.

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.

Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A: Because he is dead.

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