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Morning Funny Jokes

Morning Funny Jokes

Morning is start with blessings and happiness. Every morning bring new sun and new hopes in our life. It makes our day wonderful. Morning comes after night. Morning is bring bright day with pure shine. Morning is beginning of the day. Morning is bring positivity in life. It is makes us strong.

Morning funny jokes are create with morning activities, habits etc. It is good. It provide relax and relief. Morning jokes are also very funny. Morning is very pretty. Morning is

Here is wonderful morning jokes collection for you. You can share it with your best friends and special ones.They are glad. It makes amazing day.

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..
GUD MORNING!!

Can U see me? no?
Turn around, can U see me now? no?
Turn again, now watch ur mobile?
I can see U using 3G
(‘--‘)(@.@) < ) (_/( )> Hv Good Day / /_ / /

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So have full dose of smile
&
enjoy the colours of life
All the Day GOOD DAY!

Hum uth gaye hain..
Jis jisko gud mrng kehna hai,
aakar keh lo..
Lekin dhakka-mukki mat karna,
Line se aana..
Darshan 11 baje tak honge!
Aur camera not allowed!
Gud mrng!

GØØD Morning! GØØD Morning!
The sun is up and shining bright.
Boy, I wish I was still in bed,
With my eyes closed tight!
Have a great day!

Most Happiest Moment:
Its when you wake up in half sleep,
look at the clock & find that you still have some more HOURS to sleep..
Good Morning

Most Happiest Moment:
Its when you wake up in half sleep,
look at the clock & find that you still have some more HOURS to sleep..
Good Morning

आजकल कुछ लोग गुड मॉर्निंग का मेसेज भेजकर खुद सो जाते हैं……कृपया ऐसे लोगों के झांसे में आकर अपनी नींद खराब ना करें!

Road,
park,
bus stand,
street,
terece,
railway track,
near a gatter,
futpath par
Jaha par bhi soye hue ho uth jao subah ho gayi good morning.

Early to bed,
Early to rise
it makes u r girlfriend escape with
other guys……*GOOD MORNING *

every morning same wishes. let it b different now,
Let tigers gaurd u,
Snakes dance around u,
cheetas hug u and lions kiss u
WISH U A GEOGRAPHIC N JUNGLI MORNING
G@@D MORNING

किसी ने मुझसे पूछा की, तुम हर रोज सुबह सबको याद करते हो तो, क्या वोह भी तुम्हें याद करते हैं…? मैंने कहाः मुझे रिश्ता निभाना है, मुकाबला नहीं करना…! “हम सब के “दिलों” में रहना चाहते

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