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Middle School Funny Jokes

Middle School Funny Jokes

Middle school jokes for middle aged kids. They are get enjoy with it. Kids are very active and creative.. They are get fun in schools and in subjects periods when they are getting bored. Kids are very mischievous. Fun is personal right of kids. They are cheer with friends everywhere and anytime. It is great sign of kindness because kids are innocent and kind.

Here is wonderful middle school funny jokes. It is also for kids and middle school teachers. Teacher are also get fun with kids. It is wonderful moment for kids and teacher. it is a memorable moment. Kids miss it after pass out.

Why is a middle school band like a fish?
…. They both have scales!.

Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
… Because it has no point!

Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?
… Because they understand.

Which are the stronger days of the week?
…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?
… Probably not, he is still sleeping.

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

Kid 1: “Hey, I bet you’re still a virgin.”
Kid 2: “Yeah, I was a virgin until last night .”
Kid 1: “As if.”
Kid 2: “Yeah, just ask your sister.”
Kid 1: “I don’t have a sister.”
Kid 2: “You will in about nine months.”

Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: You have a good point.

Q: What is white when it’s dirty and black when its clean?
A: A blackboard.

Q: What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
A: Hissssssstory.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the nurse?
A: Because he was feeling crummy.

Q: What’s the king of all school supplies?
A: The ruler.

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