Intelligent Funny Jokes

Intelligent Funny Jokes

Intelligent funny jokes are really very funny with intelligence. You also know the meaning of word. It is useful word in working field. It is provide fun in life. It is create happiness in life. It is such good thing. Fun is such good thing in world. It is good for mental and physical health. It is support to your mind for sharp and quick understanding.

Here is wonderful Intelligent funny jokes collection for you. You can share it with your brilliant and Intelligent friends, cousin and closed ones. They are feel good with it. It is amazing jokes. You also love these joke. In below given following funny jokes collection for you.

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.
“You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”

A philosopher says to a linguist “What if, instead of periods, women had apostrophes?”
The linguist replied, “They’d be more possessive and have more frequent contractions.”

A Buddhist monk approaches a burger food-truck and says “make me one with everything.”
The Buddhist monk pays with a $20 bill, which the vendor takes, puts in his cash box, and closes the lid.
“Where’s my change?” the monk asks.
The vendor replies, “change comes from within.”

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized.”

Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says “I think I’ll have an H2O.”
The second one says “I think I’ll have an H2O too”

A linguistics professor says during a lecture that, “In English, a double negative forms a positive. But in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, in no language in the world can a double positive form a negative.”
But then a voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

A hyperbole is an exaggerated claim. No, really, realllllllllllyyyyy exaggerated. I mean, like, the most exaggerated thing in the history of ever!!

I would make another chemistry joke but all good ones ARGON!

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like OMg.

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