Immature Funny Jokes

Immature Funny Jokes

Immature is called to non mature person. They are senseless. They are change meaning of word and sentence. They are convert to talks in another way and misunderstand things. These jokes are related to Immature person moves, saying, activities, habits and much more things.

Immature funny jokes are describe the benefits and losses of this. It is sayings about Immaturity. It is before age of maturity.

Here is wonderful Immature funny jokes collection. You can read it and after share it with you Immature friend. They are get joy with these jokes. It is different to another jokes. It is provide unlimited fun to you. It is create happiness surrounding you.

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin sized bed and wondered where my brother was.”

“It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.”

“I don’t have a girlfriend, but I know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say that.”

“My drug test came back negative. My dealer sure has some explaining to do.”

“It became so cold in New York last night that it forced the flashers to describe themselves to people.”

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.”

“My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”

“The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.”

“I have the world’s largest collection of seashells, you may have seen it, I keep it scattered on beaches all over.”

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent pee.

The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

How do you drown a Hipster?
In the mainstream.

People are always telling me to live my dreams.
But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for.

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