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Husband Wife Funny Jokes in English

Husband Wife Funny Jokes in English

English is very trending language which is needed in every field of study or in many other things. There are many types of books, songs, newspapers etc which are available in English language to give the benefit of English. They is also must be have some English Funny jokes. So here are some Husband Wife Funny Jokes in English.

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Shaadi kya hoti hai ye samajhane ke lie ek scientist ne shaadi kar li.
ab usako samajh nahin aa raha ki Science kya hota hai.
new fresh ekdum TAZA pati patni short jokes chutkule

A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami
One Drunk-Night ..
while standing on the Seashore, waves touching
on his feets .
He shouted to the Sea: ‘No matter how many times your Waves Touch my Feet
I’ll Never take her back .. !!
Its your mistake..
Deal With It Now…

Husband texts to wife on cell..
“Hi,what r you doing Darling?”
Wife: I’m dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?”
Wife: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..”
Husband: “Bloody English Language!

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Wife: Wo samay jo admi drink ker raha hai,
usko main nay 10 saal pehlay shadi k
liye inkaar kia tha.
Aaj tak sharab pee raha hay!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana

A woman went on a vacation, leaving her husband behind.
Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat.
The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat ws all right.
Her Husband: The cat just died.
She(brusting into tears): How could you be so blunt?
Why couldn’t you have broken news gradually!
Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had brocken its beg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night.
You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.
By the way, how is my mom?
Husband: She is playing on the roof.!

Wife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you.
Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!

My husband talks in his sleep. Unfortunately, he also snores, so I sometimes give him the wifely elbow.
“What?!” he demanded one night, still mostly asleep.
“Turn over—you’re snoring,” I said.
He did as instructed and while doing so muttered, “That’s nothing; you should hear my wife snore.”

Meri bivi bahas karti hai, per mein kabhi bhi uske sath argument nhi karta!
kyonki mein vakil hoon, argument krne ke liye muje paise milte hai, muft mein argument kabhi nhi karta.

Pary mein sundar ladki se hans-hans ker baate kar rahe pati ke pass patni chali gayi aur boli..
chaliye, ghar chal ker mein aapki chot pe moov laga dungi.
pati: per mujhe chot kaha lagi hai.
patni: Abhi hum ghar bhi kaha pahchhe hai???

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

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