Jokes

Heavy Funny Jokes

Heavy Funny Jokes

Heavy is a word which is used to tell the weight of a thing or a person. If a person or thing contain so much of weight then it is called as Heavy. As we told earlier laughter is so much important in our life it related to every thing and every person.

Here are some Heavy Funny Jokes which contain so much weight of laughter that makes yourself lost in the world of laughter. This heaviness of laughter is very important to be in everyone’s life for a happy life.

You can also share these Heavy Funny Jokes with your friends and family to fill up their life with the extra weight of laughter. You can also share these on your social media for creating a pleasant environment.

Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww… Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me

Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No…
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No…
Boy: Good! Walks away

What do you call someone who doesn’t like carbs?
Lack-Toast Intolerant.

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones!

How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind… it’s tearable.

Three fish are in a tank.One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”

Why don’t crabs donate?
Because they’re shellfish.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *