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Good Morning Funny Jokes

Good Morning Funny Jokes

Every one believe that if the starting of the day is good or with a good laughter then the whole day is spend with happiness and without any tension or burden.

Here are some beautiful amazing and funny Good Morning Funny Jokes that makes your happy and full of excitement. These Good Morning Funny Jokes are special presented for you people to make your day amazing so that you can easily complete your everyday tasks.

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Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.

Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.

Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke.’ Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.

Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

Good morning, this is God. I will be handling all of your problems today. I will not need your help, so have a miraculous day.

एक लड़की छोटी स्कर्ट पहनकर बॉयफ्रेंड से मिलने गई
बॉयफ्रेंड- अरे यार, इतनी छोटी स्कर्ट पहनकर क्यों आयी.
लोग क्या कहेंगे!
तुम्हारी मम्मी ने कुछ नहीं कहा?
लड़की- मम्मी तो बहुत नाराज हुई थी,
बोली अगली बार मेरी स्कर्ट पहनी तो बहुत मरूंगी

संता- यार मैं घरवालों से बड़ा परेशान हूँ
बंता -क्यों ?
संता – अरे उनको घड़ी में टाइम तक देखना नहीं आता
बंता – मतलब ?
संता – सुबह- सुबह मुझे जबरदस्ती उठा देते हैं
और बोलते हैं –
“उठ जा, देख कितना टाइम हो गया”

Son- “Dad, Can You Write In The Dark?”
Dad- “I Think So. What Is It You Want Me To Write?”
Son- “Your Name On This Report Card.”

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Good Morning to a friend who starts each day by asking important questions: Should I get up at ten or eleven? Is there pizza left over from last night? Have a good day, deep thinker!

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