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Easter Funny Jokes

Easter Funny Jokes

Easter funny jokes are based on Easter. Easter is wonderful eve and occasion of Christian religion. On the day Christian people go to church for worship and pray to Jesus. These festival bring happiness, hopes, positivity and freshness in life. It is holy day.

Easter funny jokes are very funny. Easter is great day\. On the day holiday in schools and another private and government departments.

Here is wonderful Easter funny jokes collection for you. You can read these jokes. You can share these jokes as for fun. You send these jokes with greetings and blessing on the day. It is bring smile on your face.

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
He was eggspelled!

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!

How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
Eggs-ercise, specifically hare-obics

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
Only one—after that it’s not empty anymore!

Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken.

Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?
Johns Hopkins

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?
They don’t want to get beat up!

Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?
Because he was having a bad hare day.

Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
IHOP

What do you call a bunny with fleas?
Bugs Bunny

What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?
Hip Hop

Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?
A: He was egg-spelled!

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!

Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport?
A: Basket-ball

Q: Where did the Easter Bunny go to school?
A: John Hop-kins University

Q: What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?
A: It’s going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
A: Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Q: Why was the father Easter egg so strict?
A: He was hard-boiled

Q: How did the Easter Bunny dry himself after getting wet in the rain?
A: With a hare dryer

Q: Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.?
A: Because their cable was scrambled

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken

Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
A: He does lots of hare-obics

Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A. He was having a bad hare day!

Q. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A. It might crack up!

Q. What did one colored egg say to the other?
A. Heard any good yolks lately?

Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A. Lots of eggs-ercise!

Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
A. A hare brain.

Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. Unique up on him.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.

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