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August Funny Jokes

August Funny Jokes

August is beautiful calendar month. It is completed with joy and happiness. It is start in rainy season. In this month comes national eve and it called Independence day. It is wonderful day for our county. August is 8th month. In this month celebrate beautiful festival for friends and it called friendship day. It is amazing day because friends are celebrate together. 31st days ib this month.

Here is wonderful August funny jokes collection for you. You and easily read and understand it. If you want then you can share it with your friends who born n August and another friends. They are glad. It These jokes are very funny.

If someone you know was born in August…
…then their father failed No Nut November

Mommy, why do I get Christmas presents in August?
Mom: They are cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a month with a disability?
Augustic
(I just made that up! How bad is it?…)
UPDATE – So it turns out … it’s really bad, apparently, like, bad-bad. BUT what if I phrased it:
What do you call a disabled month?

I celebrate Halloween in August
When you show up at someone’s door at night in August with a mask on, you get better stuff.

The doctor has given me two months to live.
I’ve chosen August and December, because I like summer but don’t want to miss Christmas.

My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust.
We call her Summer for short.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That’s common sense leaving your body.

Never let someone who has done nothing tell you how to do anything.

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